Could 2014 Be a Catastrophe for Texas Rangers?

Just about any other year, with five days remaining until Opening Day, I'm so sports giddy that shortly before I fall asleep at night, I recite the Texas Rangers batting order and starting rotation in my mind - maybe twice through for good measure.

Heading into 2014, however, I'm about as comfortable listing the Rangers rotation as I am on the Superman ride at Six Flags. Yeah - eek. The Rangers don't have much of a rotation. They have an infirmary. It led me to thinking on my car ride home from work:

Could this season be a complete disaster?