I'm not entirely sure what I'm about to type, but I'm 100% sure I just had an out-of-body baseball experience.
In his big league debut, Rangers third baseman Joey Gallo announced his presence with a scintillating 3-for-4, 4 RBI performance that included a single, double, walk and most memorably a towering home run that shot out of a freaking cannon into the second deck:
